Part IV- June 25, 2002
Subject:
Ontario is way too big
Hey all.
Well, my last eMail came from Winnipeg, though many
of you didn't receive it due to some technical difficulties.
That's OK, you didn't miss much. I just went on about
how hypnotic prairie driving is, and how the jazz
festival was going on in Winnipeg.
Now I'm in Oshawa, just East of Toronto. The ride
from Winnipeg takes way too long. Ontario is way too
big. You're in Winnipeg, and you think, hooray, Toronto
is just in the next province over. But you don't realize
that to get to Toronto is almost as far as packing
up and going back to Vancouver again. Winnipeg is
only the halfway point.
And the stretch is long and empty most of the time,
too. A few isolated towns between Winnipeg and Thunder
Bay, and a few more between Thunder Bay and Sault
Ste. Marie, but it's mostly hours and hours of driving,
with forests on both sides or the waters of Lake Superior
(which is also way too big) on your right. And at
dusk there are deer, bears and moose on the roads.
But the rides were interesting. Few, but long stretches.
My last, and longest, ride was given to me by a 74-year-old
man who had just been diagnosed with cancer. He did
not want to bother getting it treated, and would rather
spend his last few months or years on the road than
in a hospital. He seemed to have been living a gypsy
life all along, having been a sailor by trade and
having spent much of his life in South America, Australia,
and the Caribbean. He was constantly talking about
Cuba and how happy everyone is there in spite of it
being one of the poorest countries in the Western
World. People dance and sing there all night long,
he says.
Toronto is also an interesting city, very cosmopolitan,
but different races seem to co-exist in relative harmony
(compared to other major cities racial segregation
seems minimal). There's some jazz festival happening
here this week as well, but I haven't caught in any
music yet. No money...
Yes. Well. Just wanted to write again, and impart
the vital information that Ontario is way too big.
I also found out the secret behind the Mystery Of
Wawa. See, Wawa is this small town in Ontario's interior
that hitch hikers are all afraid of. Every hitch hiker
I've talked to has told me to stay away from there,
and they have all, independently of one another, told
me stories of having been stuck in that town for several
days, a week, over a week, ... one man said 30 days,
although that seemed to be a stretch. And it's an
isolated town, you can't walk on to the next one,
because it's all wilderness for 100 km in all directions.
I always wondered what a small town like that could
possibly have about it that would make the hitch hiking
suddenly dry up. What I was now finally told is that
several years ago two nuns were assaulted by hitch
hikers whom they had picked up, and that the priest
of that district had forbidden anyone there to give
rides to hitch hikers. I guess now people fear the
wrath of God, or of the Church, if they are to follow
the Golden Rule.
Well, be sending more mail further down the line.
Marco